Child Protective Services

One of the "games" the kiddies like to play together is "Jumping as far as I can off the slide while wearing a plastic grocery bag as a cape all the while trying not to land on each other." The rules aren't complicated.

Summer, you are free to run screaming from the room in reaction to the danger I put your children in while in my care.

Just don't call CPS...please.

First 5 Gimme Gimme

I got this idea from my favorite Lana in the whole world. She's the best...

The first five people to respond to this post will get something made by me! My choice for you. This offer does have some restrictions and limitations:

1. I make no guarantees that you will like what I make!

2. What I create will be just for you.

3. It’ll be done this year. {translation: you may be waiting a little while}

4. You have no clue what it’s going to be … it may be cards, a poem, a bookmark, something yummy or a complete surprise to you (and me!) … who knows? Not you, that’s for sure!

5. I reserve the right to do something extremely strange.

6. Most importantly, you must offer the same deal on your blog - the first 5 people to comment on your blog (or if you do not have a blog, Facebook, etc.) get something made by YOU!

Pass it on!

We like to move it, move it...

'Nuff said.

Pirate Bubba

Not your typical peg-legged, dagger-carrying variety. More along the lines of Johnny Depp/Captain Jack Sparrow/eye-liner pirate. (Small one has learned to unscrew things, which means Mom's makeup bag is a veritable treasure trove!!)

At least he didn't eat it.

Favorite Valentine treat!!

Happy Valentine's Day!!

(What's your favorite Valentine-specific treat?)

February 2, 2001

We got engaged!

Poor Tim had to work long and hard for it, but I think I got the better end of the deal...")