Overheard

Jackson: Hey Broder, what did you say you did this Fall?

Broder: I told you, I was with my Grandpa in South Dakota hunting pheasants!

Jackson: Did you shoot any?

Broder: Yes, like 50 of 'em. They were attacking my little sister. What in the heck would you do in a situation like that?!?

Jackson: What kind of gun did you use?

Broder: A frickin' 12 gauge, what do you think?!?

***See "Napoleon Dynamite Wolverine hunting scene" on YouTube for original.***

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